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Dogs!!

(Genuinely surprised there is no 'Dogs!!' thread here)

We may be getting a dog. They want a rough collie (Lassie) but I want a King Charles Spaniel.

Which breed is the most bestest of those two?

Names up for debate include: Roger, Arthur and Victor.

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Gah. Lovey

There's only one way to find out............

Actually I'd prefer a Springer although Beagles look quite cute but have a bad reputation.

Quote: TopBanana @ August 1 2011, 10:12 PM BST

(Genuinely surprised there is no 'Dogs!!' thread here)

We may be getting a dog. They want a rough collie (Lassie) but I want a King Charles Spaniel.

Which breed is the most bestest of those two?

Names up for debate include: Roger, Arthur and Victor.

:/

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Gah. Lovey

Roger the Collie?

I'm not generally a dog fan, but King Charles Spaniels are very cute, they have such great little faces.

Most dogs, no offence to them, but they're a bit samey and boring looking.

Definitely get a distinctive, cute one.

No. Get a cat. They're all lovely and don't slobber disgustingly on you.

Dogs are a bit too needy and eager to please. Although they do a lot of good work with the deaf and blind.

Quote: zooo @ August 1 2011, 10:33 PM BST

I'm not generally a dog fan, but King Charles Spaniels are very cute, they have such great little faces.

Most dogs, no offence to them, but they're a bit samey and boring looking.

How could you? Now cats all look the same but just different colours.

Quote: keewik @ August 1 2011, 10:35 PM BST

No. Get a cat. They're all lovely and don't slobber disgustingly on you.

Well, OBVIOUSLY that's true! :)
But if you have your heart set on a dog.

Dogs are just shit machines. Food in, shit out.

Quote: keewik @ August 1 2011, 10:35 PM BST

No. Get a cat. They're all lovely and don't slobber disgustingly on you.

Look - they've already got a thread.

Quote: Chappers @ August 1 2011, 10:38 PM BST

How could you? Now cats all look the same but just different colours.

That is true, to an extent. But ALL cats are cute (excepting MAYBE those hairless ones). Whereas 90% of dogs are not cute, they're just... there.

Quote: zooo @ August 1 2011, 10:40 PM BST

That is true, to an extent. But ALL cats are cute (excepting MAYBE those hairless ones). Whereas 90% of dogs are not cute, they're just... there.

Although there are these ones.

http://messybeast.com/shortlegs.htm

Awww. And ones with six toes. And tail-less ones. And long haired and short haired.

Oh, and lions...

Actually isn't this going off topic?

Quote: zooo @ August 1 2011, 10:45 PM BST

Awww. And ones with six toes. And tail-less ones. And long haired and short haired.

Oh, and lions...

There's hyenas, wolves, dingoes........

You can talk about giraffes if you want, we're in General.

Quote: Chappers @ August 1 2011, 10:47 PM BST

There's hyenas, wolves, dingoes........

Also all non-cute. ;)

Quote: TopBanana @ August 1 2011, 10:12 PM BST

(Genuinely surprised there is no 'Dogs!!' thread here)

We may be getting a dog. They want a rough collie (Lassie) but I want a King Charles Spaniel.

Which breed is the most bestest of those two?

Names up for debate include: Roger, Arthur and Victor.

:/

Image

Gah. Lovey

If you get a spaniel call it Daniel.

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