sorry I was just quoting Alan Partridge
i do that a lot
im such a sad bastard!
The worst thing to be caught doing Page 2
Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2011, 2:27 PM BSTI wouldn't worry Tuumble. If there is a heaven then I suggest they have the same attitude to the BCG as China have to Google.
Where you been hiding roscoff (besides in your mothers bathroom cupboard)?
Committing a crime.
Licking the labradoodle on the bollocks
Does a dog that gay actually have bollocks?
Quote: Charley @ August 2 2011, 6:11 PM BSTCommitting a crime.
Licking the labradoodle on the bollocks
When did you do that Charley?
Pregnancy brings on weird cravings.
Quote: zooo @ August 3 2011, 4:34 PM BSTPregnancy brings on weird cravings.
What are you craving then zooo?
Scratching my arse with someone elses hand.
Quote: Chappers @ August 3 2011, 5:14 PM BSTWhat are you craving then zooo?
Could I blame a craving for cake on a phantom pregnancy...?
I'll give it a go.
Quote: zooo @ August 3 2011, 6:13 PM BSTCould I blame a craving for cake on a phantom pregnancy...?
I'll give it a go.
You were shagged by a ghost?
How would I tell?
Quote: Charley @ August 2 2011, 6:11 PM BSTCommitting a crime.
Licking the labradoodle on the bollocks
By doing the latter, wouldnt you be doing the former too?
Stabbing babies whilst having phone sex with yr granny ....whilst also wearing a Cliff Richard T shirt