Whether you took it or not.
What is the worst advice that anyone has ever given to you?
The worst advice you've ever received.
Try the Koolaid then we'll hear Rev Jim's sermon.
Was that your stint with Scientology or the Moonies?
Asda
I's fine, practice your three point turn right here in a narrow residential street full of cars. The police will never turn up and admonish you for a) attempting a three point turn there and b) for having no L Plates.
Prat.
'Pull the pin out then throw it at the enemy.'
"You should join a comedy forum. It won't take much time, it'll help your writing career, and everyone on it will love you..." Ah well, one out of three aint bad! 
Quote: chipolata @ August 1 2011, 10:43 AM BST"You should join a comedy forum. It won't take much time, it'll help your writing career, and everyone on it will love you..." Ah well, one out of three aint bad!
Which one?
Quote: KLRiley @ August 1 2011, 10:49 AM BSTWhich one?
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 31 2011, 3:51 PM BST'Pull the pin out then throw it at the enemy.'
andthat's how you lost your job as a seamstress
If the crew laugh, it's a sure fire hit.
A male friend whose Mrs had just had a baby informed me that being at the birth of your own children was a 'miraculous' event. Two sprogs later I'd compare it more to the scene in alien when John Hurt gets more than indigestion in his stomach.
Jump
Just go over to her, and ask her out. 
>_<
"Oh you must try the the salmon, it's fabulous!"