Found some of these the other of an old hard drive. Any feedback would be good. They never made it:
Helmut: I'm not surprised kids today get rickets, as I said to my captive daughter only yesterday.
Well Meaning Lady from Brighton: We shouldn't really judge Somalis, just because some of them are pirates. There must be pirates in the UK, surely. Probably in the West Country.
Old Northern Lady: Oh yes. The BNP man was knocked at the door was very nice. He even wiped his feet - all over a letter from our Sudanese orphan.
Disgruntled Old Lady 2: My husband never wants sex since doing this brain training, Now, he's the one who's got a headache.
Woman talking about chimps on Natural World: I can't believe they let those animals behind the camera. All the males playing "who's got the biggest penis?" That's the last time I watch Merlin.