Water Feature

MAVIS SITS IN FRONT OF THE TV - THE CORONATION STREET THEME TUNE BEGINS TO PLAY.

MAVIS
Be a dear Henry and feed the fish will you?

HENRY
Rightio dear.

HENRY FETCHES THE FISH FOOD AND SHAKES A FEW FLAKES INTO THE FISHBOWL.

HE THEN PUTS HIS FACE LEVEL WITH THE BOWL AND STUDIES THE TWO GOLDFISH WITHIN.
Hello there Topsy and Tim...thats it...eatie up all the nice fishy food...my how you've grown Topsy...

TOPSY
I can't see a thing with his mush in the way...and there's gonna be a big fight in thr Rovers tonight..

TIM
The usual Tops? C'mon...

THE TWO FISH SWIM BEHIND A LARGE TOY BOOT AND OUT OF SIGHT.

HENRY
Good little fishies, off to beddie byebyes.
HE PLONKS HIMSELF DOWN ON THE SOFA NEXT TO MAVIS

TIM PEEPS FROM BEHIND THE BOOT
As if...I'll be up watching the DIAL A BABE channel with you later old man when Mavis is gone to bed...dirty little fishy.

Has someone been daydreaming about their fish again?

It was a nice little visual. Not really LOL though.

Thanks Lee

What is it about you and things in spherical objects Ms Belle?

Wait till you see my crystal ball sketch!

I thought that had been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

I loved it!
Could be converted into so many formats.

Even a version for cbeebies

I knew a man once who had crystal balls it didn't work out too well for him in the end.

Nice idea but like Leevil says doesn't do much

Thanks Stephen, I did actually have two goldfish called Topsy and Tim after the Cbeebies programme, it was on a few years ago.

Thanks Soots.

Marc, I nominate your man with the crystal balls for my prosecution free kick in the...you know wheres

Ooops. Mind you he did see it coming.