Hello. This may be a long shot, but can anyone share a recording of this hilarious radio play by Peter Tinniswood? Must have been made in the 80s and starred Christian Rodska as the hapless Carter Brandon.
The story eventually gave rise to the TV series I Didn't Know You Cared, featuring the unforgettable Uncle Mort and Co.
A bit lukewarm about his girlfriend Pat, I remember Carter reminiscing about the nurse's breasts, as he'd put his hands up her jumper. "They weren't like Pat's. They were ... [pause] ... bigger."
Another line that springs to mind for no apparent reason. "Funny things, sight screens."
Anyone help?