A DEGENERATE PERVERT IS SITTING ON A FILTHY BED.
CHEVY CHASE WALKS IN IN A SHIT DISGUISE
CHEVY
The Reverend Farnsworth was Becky's father, but I wasn't going to hold that against her. If I was going to hold anything against her, it certainly wouldn't be her father.
PERVERT
I said Feltch not Fletch!
SOOTYJ
Thanks goodness no one asked me to sign post this joke!