Quote: Oldrocker @ July 28 2011, 12:12 AM BSTActually, can I change mine please?
"puts on huge Dr Martins"
Eric Pickles.
Can I claim Coe then, please? I'll dig out my steel-toe-capped Caterpillar boots from under the stairs.
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Hitler only had one ball, does that mean I get to pick a second person?
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2011, 1:11 AM BSTHitler only had one ball, does that mean I get to pick a second person?
Albert Hall?
It could go Eva way.
Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ July 27 2011, 10:32 PM BSTSecret Squirrel.
Shh.
Quote: zooo @ July 28 2011, 12:16 AM BSTI can't think of anyone! There must be loads... *thinks*
Kick Aaron's whilst you make your mind up.
Danny Dyer.
Piers Morgan, but can I sign up for an intensive course in kick boxing first?
Quote: Will Cam @ July 28 2011, 6:51 AM BSTKick Aaron's whilst you make your mind up.
No, I might need them.
Quote: zooo @ July 28 2011, 10:32 AM BSTNo, I might need them.
Surely you've got enough earrings?
I'm not Pat flipping Butcher.
Quote: zooo @ July 28 2011, 10:37 AM BSTI'm not Pat flipping Butcher.
'Course not, treacle! 
Oh, and mine would be little Tom Daly. Just as he's about to dive.
Dan says Piers Morgan, I reckon I'd plumb for kicking Jeremy Kyle in the nads.
Ooh, those are both good ones.
Alan Sugar (f**k off am I going to call him Lord or Sir) also acts a right cock sometimes. (Mostly on his Twitter account.)