Flying to be silly

David Cameron is rushed in the dead of night to the SAS headquarters in Hereford.

He enters a secure interview room and sees a small bald man with glasses sitting at a desk with his head in his hands.

There are SAS men standing either side of him.

Cameron
"Where did you say you caught him?"

SAS Officer
"It was a total fluke, we were on covert exercise near here and he just flew past"

Cameron
"And you checked the area for Jet packs? Wires? Parachutes?"

SAS Officer
"With respect Prime Minster we know what we're doing, the entire area was searched thoroughly! There's no doubt about it I can assure you!"

Cameron
"And you say he was flying?"

SAS Officer
"Swooping and everything, we only caught him after he landed to take a piss"

Cameron
To bald man
"Can you talk?"

Bald man
"Can you?"

Cameron
"Yes I can?"

A man in a white coat with a clip board interjects in an outrageous German accent.
"Prime Minister if I may, I'm afraid he is only repeating back to you two thirds of what you say to him, he's been doing it ever since we caught him.

Cameron
"Is it a code? Does it tell us anything?"

Man in White Coat
Looks at his clipboard as he speaks
"Well his accent is not Slavic, zer may even be a hint of Cockaknee in it. Hiz dental records show him to be European, but his fingerprints tell us nothing. He has all ze normal body parts and all ze right organs are in ze right places.

Cameron
"So he's definitely not an alien?"

Man in White Coat
"Apart from his ability to fly coupled with his inability to repeat sentences completely, zee data leaves us drawing one conclusion"

Cameron
Keen
"Which is?"

Man in white Coat
"He is a relatively young parrot!"

Cameron
"Your sacked!"

Very nice...

Great punchlines...

Started off intriguing, faded in the middle then died at the end for me I'm afraid.

I didn't see the punchline coming. Thumbs up from me.

I must be out of sync Jack because you and Redzed are so in tune with Teddy's humour on a lot of threads it's as if you are 3 peas in a pod.

Laughed at that, funny and silly.

Quote: Will Cam @ July 24 2011, 10:27 PM BST

I must be out of sync Jack because you and Redzed are so in tune with Teddy's humour on a lot of threads it's as if you are 3 peas in a pod.

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You, my friend, are a absolute fool and you're starting to get on my nerves.

So you reckon I'm Zed, Teddy and that new guy Tom?

Like they're all my Tyler Durdens?

Maybe you should try having one personality before accusing others of multiple ones. Self enforced guardian that you are.

Or maybe you are me too? Forum-Gate.

Quote: Will Cam @ July 24 2011, 10:27 PM BST

I must be out of sync Jack because you and Redzed are so in tune with Teddy's humour on a lot of threads it's as if you are 3 peas in a pod.

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Hey Will, do you remember when you were a kid and you would play down the Red Rec, with your old mates, and it was fun?

Well, we're the New Kids on the Block Rec...

Will cam your suggestion that I am one of three is a tad disappointing to be honest.

The reason I have stepped up my posting was due to the fact I had a writing block after being let down by a certain company over my sitcoms and the three plays I have written.

So to get my juices flowing I am trying to do short sketch type stuff which is new to me.

I don't expect everyone to like them, but I wouldn't waste my time in reviewing them myself anonymously, that would be deluded.

If you don't like them fine just say so, but to suggest other is offensive as I am having a go and trying to encourage others too do so as well.

I think I have must have put twenty things up in the last week or so in a bid to get myself going and by example have others do so.

What have you done?

Why don't you enter Monkhouse's comp its free to enter and the lad goes out of his way to tally up and encourage.

There is also a one off Olympic comp calling out for submissions (Even Marc P threw up a medal winning pair)

So the opportunity to be a positive influence is there as is the opportunity to lead by example, so as you can see there is no need for sniping or questioning authenticity.

Also given that I have enough enemy's on this site, don't you think every punchline I throw up isn't Googled in the vain hope of detecting plagarism?

Don't you think my IP address has been checked right out? FFS I've been pulled for, content, grammar and on one occasion referred to the rules on spelling by a moderator, with that type surveillance do you really think I would get away with any duplicitous?

Drop the innuendos and concentrate on putting up stuff that YOU find funny, after all that's the aim of the game!

Have you ever seen Michael Monkhouse and Will Cam on the forum at the same time...?

Just saying...

Red don't even go there, this type of stuff can ruin sites, a simple thumbs up from the mods will do. Then lets get back to making fun not arguing. which I'll admit is rich coming from me, but I mean it because these types only extend the negative and drag all hands down with them.