i spent all day looking round liverpool for a liver in a pool.
i went to the football club and asked for a west ham sandwich
Liverpool
Did you tell your shrink about this trip or was it after?
lol neither teddy. ha ha I loved your comment
You need to step it up a level, silly has to be silly not childish or contrived just silly.
What Teddy said.
Unless your doing a Kaufman type "Take my wife, please, take her, she can't
cook, take her away" kind of schtick.
Quote: jacq win @ July 24 2011, 6:17 PM BSTi spent all day looking round liverpool for a liver in a pool.
i went to the football club and asked for a west ham sandwich
Let's hope you never have to go to Sc**thorpe...
Boom Boom
there was nobody knotting ham in nottingham either. yeah, these jokes are pretty easy to come up with.
True Story:
There is a village outside Liverpool that has its welcome to the village sign defaced every time that the they fix it!
People driving past can't resist using a marker or an aerosol to have a go at it, I think they might have even taken the sign down now due to the problem, all it said was.
'Welcome to the village of Lunt'
? Lint, Lump, Punt, Lune ??? don't get it.
They change the L to a C
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ July 25 2011, 3:58 PM BST? Lint, Lump, Punt, Lune ??? don't get it.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 25 2011, 4:25 PM BSTThey change the L to a C
Oh really? I'm glad you explained it.
Quote: jacq win @ July 24 2011, 6:17 PM BSTi spent all day looking round liverpool for a liver in a pool.
i went to the football club and asked for a west ham sandwich
Is English your first language?
Who f**king woke you up?
Calm down laa calm down
I'll be f**ked if I'll let some sarcastic transvestite score cheap points off me.
You can't win on this site you really can't, when you posted Steve I was unsure if you messing or serious, so I offered an explanation in a bid to explain just in case you weren't up to speed .
I did a skit a few days back and it was ok, not great just ok, then some woman come bouncing on saying she couldn't understand the thing because there was an apostrophe missing. Today the same woman posted this:
'Sadly I seem to be a female version of Basil Faulty. A lot of his behaviour seems perfectly normal to me.'
She didn't even know how to spell Fawlty as in Fawlty Towers and the women's ticking people off on a comedy site about apostrophes.
Now this cross dressing clown's looking for cheap shots,well I think he's got a a f**king cheek!
If he wants to post comedy this is the place, if he wants to score cheap points its not simple as!
I've already got a two stone chisel chested stand up and his mate who looks like a young version of Jaws out of James Bond on my case, now its Fifi Lamaar having a pop, who are these people trying to kid?