Erm. Make sure it's funny. And include the left gonad of an architect. Must be the left. Top tip number one from me.
But seriously - funny.
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Top tips? Top tips? If you think for one minute that I'm going to give you 'top tips' then you're out of your crazy-fool-of-a-brainbox. You're on your own my son... it's just heartache and depression from here on in.
My stuff is too precious for the likes of you. I got where I am today by squeezing every last drop of creativity from my fevered mind… sleeping only when I collapsed, witless with exhaustion.
I didn’t ask for help.
I drank copious amounts of gin and coffee until I started to ‘see’ the truth. When I wasn’t looking, entire forests fell and made no sound. I sat at my laptop for days at a time, numbly typing like a wasted monkey-man. I absorbed the vast library that is ‘sitcom’ into my very core… wrestled with its wily concepts… moulded it with my bare hands. I crossed the vast plains of ignorance in search of the Perfect Punchline. I swam the lakes and rivers of indecision seeking the Gem of Originality. I stole the very essence of comedy from ancient radio archives and used it to forge a mighty sword with which to cut a human-shaped hole in the wall of Writers’ Block. I travelled in time. I…
Erm...
Yeah. What they said.
Comedy is easy all you have to be is original and funny. So firstly make sure it makes you laugh, secondly discard any material which you think is not original. Thats my tip.