British Comedy Guide

Usual suspect

New York

A man is lying on the floor in an alleyway he has been shot.

Two cops get to him for his last words

The victim says:
"It was it was........"

He dies

The two detectives rush from the scene.

Brownstone House mid Town
The two detectives are putting a handcuffed man wearing a fez into their car.

In the back of the car the man is irate.
"This is ridiculous have you any idea how many times I have been arrested for murder this year alone?"

The detective driving replies as he looks in the rear view mirror.
"If I was you Mr Itwasitwas I'd keep my mouth shut till I got a lawyer"

It's a nice idea. Might be better saying " have you any idea how many times I have been arrested for murder this week alone?" Makes it seem more frequent then year. It's perfectly serviceable sketch.

I'm just the ideas man Gav, I leave the mechanics to those best suited as I would have trouble composing a bog standard kidnap letter.

No suggestions for improvement. Works well.

Was a funny, simple lean sketch, bit of a variation on
the furrytale one.

Itwasitwas good...

JD I am a whore when it comes ideas, it was an exact take on the furry tale, I tend to do a few in the same vein until I think of something else.

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