NORWEGIAN NATIONAL DEFENCE OFFICE. DEFENCE MINISTER IS SITTING WITH HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS. PHONE RINGS
NORWEGIAN DEFENCE MINISTER: Hello
AMERICAN EMBASSADOR: Hi, what's the latest on this terrorist attack? Al Queda?
NDM: Er...no...no
AE: Iran...Iraq...Pakistan?
NDM: No...a man from Norway
AE: Ah, I see. A Muslim, though?
NDM: No, no...Anders Behring Breivik
AE: Not a Muslim?
NDM: No... definitely not...a blonde, white, right wing wank.
AE: Behring sounds kinda Muslimy
NDM: Yeah, but it's not.
AE: It kinda sounds like Bahrain, actually
NDM: I don't know what I can tell.
AE: I see, you're doubting it... I hear you
NDM: What...
AE: Ok, thanks
AE PUTS HIS FINGER ON THE DIAL AND THEN MAKES ANOTHER PHONE CALL.
AE: Add Bahrain to the axis of evil...mmhm...you hang up...no, no, you hang up.
