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SCENE 1

AN OLD FASHIONED HABERDASHERY A SHOP KEEPER IS LYING DEAD ACROSS THE COUNTER
HIS TROUSERS ROUND HIS ANKLES.

BRAD PITT AND MORGAN FREEMAN ARE EXAMINING THE CORPSE.

PITT
Christ this is some twisted f**king homo shit. Cause of death candle jammed up his ass hole.

MORGAN
How many?

PITT
Why do you want know? The poor SOBs dead.

MORGAN
He has 2 fork handles jammed into each nostril.

PITT
Holy shit he's got 4 candles jammed in his butt.

SCENE 2

A PET SHOP A CORPSE LIES ON THE GROUND NEXT TO A STUFFED PARROT
MORGAN AND PITT STAND OVER THE CORPSE.

MORGAN
What kinda sick twist beats a man to death with a dead parrot?

SCENE 3
A FILTHY PSYCHO'S LAIR A RADIO SITS ON A TABLE
GRAMS The News Jack Theme

MORGAN AND PITT BURST IN WITH GUNS AND TORCH DRAWN

PITT
This all this so we can listen to some second rate, open access so called satirical shite.

MORGAN SILENTLY PLAYS HIS TORCH ACROSS THE WALLS

WRITTEN IN WHAT MAYBE BLOOD OR SHITE IS WRITTEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN

"Sootyj got a listen on the last season"

soots, I read this as I was in the mood to give some critique. But I don't really get it. I'm not really familiar with News Jack and I haven't seen se7en in years. Still, just letting you know someone HAS read it.

Did I enjoy it? Sure. I liked that there was three scenes, each revealing something new.

Mmm. Seems a little to focused and Se7en jokes are kinda a bit old hat now aren't they?

Not one of your best imho. Although. I thought at the beginning you were killing of Python comedians in ways similar to their most famous sketches. Hence Parrot.

Made me laugh.

I'd consider changing the last reveal to a radio in a box, playing the NJ tune, they open to hear the credits...'Written by... Sootyj'. Brad and Morgan vomit violently.

great ending Angie thanks!

And 7 sketches are a little old hat, but well radio 7, 7?

Sod ya then, I'm on pills for me nerves I slept in my Jag last night.