Exclusive New York Apartment
A dead man in a paper hat and dressed as a hamster is lying across a desk with a curly handled dagger in his back.
His left hand is on a computer keyboard, the computer screen is displaying a Windows screen saver.
Two detectives enter the room and one clicks the mouse
On the screen are the letters 'asdfghjkl;''
The detectives see this and leave the room in a rush.
United Nations Building
The two detectives enter the general assembly floor with a warrant and arrest a man.
New York Post headlines
New Guinea delegate Asdfghjkl;' arrested for Halloween party slaying.