A man in a white coat is standing at the window of burger type van in the East End of London. It has a sign on it.
'Colin Sparrow's Whelks, Eels, Pie and Mash'
Two men in suits walk up looking curious.
The man in the van gives it the patter.
"Now then me old china plates what will you have for your derby winner?"
1st Man
Plum Accent
"By China plates you mean mates don't you"
2nd
"Plumier
"I take it derby winner means dinner"
Colin Sparrow holds his lapels as he replies
"Well blow me a pair of toffs with nous, what can I get you gents?"
1st man
"Are your whelks fresh?"
Colin Sparrow
"Straight off the van from Southend this very morning guvnor!"
The men take two cones of whelks and stand at the van eating them. The 1st man notices a black and white photograph at the back of the van, he nudges his friend to look.
2nd Man
"Is that really you holding the World Cup?"
Colin Sparrow
Bursting with pride
"It certainly is gov, fourteen I was in 66 when we won it! I sneaked in near the end and ended up on the pitch with the team that's the photo gods truth, I'm one of very few ever to hold it I am"
1st man
"That is impressive"
Colin Sparrow
Glowing
"You don't have to tell me gov I haven't washed me hands since I done it!"
As Colin Sparrow shows his hands both men start vomiting.
