Now take your time madam. If you see the person that stole your parrot just tap him on the shoulder.
The Line Up...
Two in a row Red, nice and silly that one.
Cheers...
I think an "Argh Matey" would have been the appropriate answer!
Novel way to use the emotion thingies! 
LOL
Excellent.
Just spotted the emoticon theme gags, I'm a fan 