A doctor and two policemen are talking in a hospital corridor.
A nurse rushes up to them as other people are looking.
She tugs the doctor's arm and whispers in his ear.
The doctor turns to the policemen with a concerned face and speaks.
"There's been another one ward 7"
The group walk as fast as they can without creating a panic; they push open the double doors of ward 7.
As they look down the ward every patient is out of bed and they are standing around the end bed with the medical staff.
The doctor and the police push their way to the front of the group.
There is a woman sitting up in bed in a confused state she has a drip hanging out of her arm and she has been dressed in a big Napoleon type hat a red coat and someone has drawn an elaborate beard on her face with a marker.
The doctor takes the drip from her arm and tastes it, then he shakes his head.
The policeman looks at the doctor and says:
"So it's definitely a Munchausen job then!"
