British Comedy Guide

Tough Nut

Police briefing room

There are about twenty officers in full body armour.

An Inspector also in full riot garb is addressing them.
"Ok so we go in fast and fearsome, we know there are three of them and that they're all over six foot five .
We also know that they are martial arts experts and may have knives so I want them cuffed and secured on entry no messing around this time."

As the Inspector says this everyone in the room looks at one officer who is wearing a pink jumper over his shoulders with a lilac shirt and yellow slacks with pink pumps.
He senses the stares and replies;
"You mean me don't you"

A nice visual one to start the day...

Could he work as another recurring character?...good one.

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