Return of the diabetic ninja with a poor diet.

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The diabetic ninja with a poor diet returns!

A SHOGUN IS BEING ACCOMPANIED BY 2 SAMURAI THROUGH A WOOD

THE SAMURAI HANDS ON KATANAS LOOK AROUND NERVOUSLY/

SUDDENLY THEY ENTER A GLADE AND THEY FREEZE

THE 2 SAMURAI DRAW KATANAS

A HALF EATEN DANISH PASTRY HITS THE SHOGUN ON THE NOSE

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A NINJA WOBBLING ON HIS FEET AND LOOKING DIZZY, HE PUTS A SHURIKEN IN HIS MOUTH AND BITES IT

BEFORE GRABBING HIS MOUTH AND DOUBLING OVER IN PAIN

I think his pastry has run out of puff...

Whoever said all the stories in the world have already been told hasn't read this.

Think it's a sketch that's trying to more clever than funny. You should have fight a hoard of enemies who stand between him and a Red Bull.