Resigned

BURGLAR IN A STRIPY JERSEY AND PEEP HOLE MASK IS ROBBING A HOUSE
HE IS SURPRISED BY PC IVOR TRUNCHEON

PC
I'm arresting you for burglary you villain!

BURGLAR
And I'm arresting for you taking bribes from News International.

PC
I resign.

BURGLAR WALKS OUT THE FRONT DOOR
PC TAKES OFF HIS HELMET AND LOOKS EMBARASSED

Sorry, but I don't think it works too well.

Silly, and I liked it

Yeah, funny

Nice & tight.
I could see it working on NewsRevue