Going out to Piers Morgan
The man in the mirror
Innapropriate DJ (group writing project) Page 2
This one's for the turban suicide bomber in Kandahar - where's your head at
This next song's for Tony Blair, it's Chubby Brown singing 'I'm a c**t...'
Radio
"Hello and welcome to Mike Mellow after midnight, taking you through the small hours with small talk and chosen tunes."
"This first song goes out to Mary in Margate or is that Mary Margret, either way I'm sure you'll know who you are after I mention this request is from all the staff at the acute injury ward."
"They say that they know you can't sleep with the pain, but you should thank God you're alive after falling down seventeen flights of stairs."
"They add that they know you're also extremely anxious since it happened and want you to stop worrying as it will only upset you."
Music
Head over heels by Tears for Fears