Innapropriate DJ (group writing project)

I really enjoyed the weather forecasters group writing thingy. So I decided to start off a new one.
I'll start it off I'm sure the idea will become clear.

INT. NIGHT Student union bar.

DJ:
We have a Birthday today, so Jean-Pierre, this one is for you.

*Music plays* (Abba)
Hey hey at Waterloo, Napoleon did surender.

[Fade out/Fade in]

DJ:
And a shout out for some of the student societies, this one is for the atheists society.

*Music plays* (George Michael)
You gotta have faith, faaaaith.

[Fade out/Fade in]

DJ:
This one goes out to the Lesbian society.

*Music plays* (Abba)
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight.

DJ:
This track is for the feminist society.

*Music plays* (Tammy Wynette)
Stand by your man....

DJ
This track is for the Wolverhampton Blind School...

*music plays* (Johhny Nash)
I can see clearly now...

DJ:
This one goes out to the colourblindness support group.

*music plays* (Satchmo)
I see trees of green, Red roses too.

DJ This is for all the vampires out there

- 'Music plays' George Benson
Gimme the Night

DJ: And this one is for all you oldies out there that survived D Day

-Music plays- Stranglers

Walking on the beaches

And now for the Humberside aetheist society
Don't stop believing

For the Tipton Taliban Brigade
Suicide is painless.

And for Tom Cruise
I believe I can fly

DJ
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Naseby Arms disco
First up tonight is a request for Prince and Rupert"

Man with long locks of black hair dressed in purple stands up and shouts
"It's Prince Rupert you dolt!"

DJ
Laughs as he looks at the roll of parchment

"Sorry about that squire, it's this writing, its really funny"

Man with long locks waves a sword and shouts:
"I am your Prince not squire you dolt,cease your attempt at mirth! We have called for the minstrel not the jester, so either play you knave or fall under the swords of your betters"

DJ
Nervous
"Sorry about that sir!This is a request from all the lads in Westminster and its going out to all the members of the Royalist Section of the Sealed Knot Society."

Music : Oliver's Army by Elvis Costello

Dozens of brightly dressed men with swords jump up and start smashing the place up

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 17 2011, 9:24 PM BST

DJ
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Naseby Arms disco
First up tonight is a request for Prince and Rupert"

Man with long locks of black hair dressed in purple stands up and shouts
"It's Prince Rupert you dolt!"

DJ
Laughs as he looks at the roll of parchment

"Sorry about that squire, it's this writing, its really funny"

Man with long locks waves a sword and shouts:
"I am your Prince not squire you dolt,cease your attempt at mirth! We have called for the minstrel not the jester, so either play you knave or fall under the swords of your betters"

DJ
Nervous
"Sorry about that sir!This is a request from all the lads in Westminster and its going out to all the members of the Royalist Section of the Sealed Knot Society."

Music : Oliver's Army by Elvis Costello

Dozens of brightly dressed men with swords jump up and start smashing the place up

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Did they have record players in the 16th Century, or was it the 17th..?

Its a reenactment society Red, Prince Rupert probably drives a Porsche home and I'm sure two of the cast live together openly as homosexuals.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

For the RSPB, here's When Doves Cry

DJ
This next track is for Rebekah Brooks...

*music plays* Blondie
Hanging on the Telephone...

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 17 2011, 9:56 PM BST

Its a reenactment society Red, Prince Rupert probably drives a Porsche home and I'm sure two of the cast live together openly as homosexuals.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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That's the cavalier attitude they had in them days...

Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care; This one's going out to the amputees- MC Hammer, U Can't Touch This

And to all remixing DJs
Neil Young's classic, The Needle and the Damage Done.

DJ:
Okay, got a couple more requests going out now, first up - for all the schizophrenics out there - Michael Jackson singing, You Are Not Alone

Now we also got a titled dude in the house, so if you're out there Count Dracula, this ones for you - Man In The Mirror

And for all you conjoined twins who are feeling a bit depressed, Shontelle featuring Akon and - Stuck With Each Other