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'Bloodsoaked'
By Bill 'The Butcher' Bradshaw
The true account of one very special SAS operative, who fought his way through 258 miles of troop infested enemy held territory using only a chair leg and a home made knife!
Inside the shop there is a large queue of people with copies of the book standing in front of a desk.
A five foot man wearing glasses with a bald head and dressed in saggy camouflage clothing comes out of the manager's office and sits at the desk.
The people in the queue looked stunned and begin mumbling.
The man takes a pen out of a knife sheath that he has strapped to his leg and then nods to the first person in the queue that he is ready.
The first up is a man aged about 30 who has been furiously looking through the back of the book and inside the cover since the man sat down.
Bill 'The Butcher' Bradshaw
Squeaky Voice, holding a pen
"What shall put?"
Book Buyer
Unsure
"This book, it doesn't seem have you your picture either on it or in it?
Bill 'The Butcher' Bradshaw
"That's because I'm ex SAS, its all about secrecy"
Book Buyer
"Then why write a book about it!"
Bill 'The Butcher' Bradshaw
"I needed to get it out my system, its part of my decommissioning therapy at Hereford. If I can somehow describe the things I've seen and explain the things I've had to do, then I thought it might help people understand "
Book buyer
"You're quite small"
Bill 'The Butcher' Bradshaw
"We call it 'compacted' in the service"
Book Buyer
Looking down with distain and speaks disbelieving
"Are you sure you done all these things you say you did?"
Bill 'The Bill 'The Butcher' Bradshaw jumps up in a flash and snaps the mans neck, as the body slumps to the floor dead, he go's into a roll and floor sweeps the entire queue in one fluid movement.
He then comes upright and breaks the cashier's nose with his elbow and rifles the till of money, then picks up a chair, rips off a leg and jumps through a plate glass window next to the door.
There are two men in suits who were in the back ground watching.
Man One
"I knew this book tour idea was dangerous"
Outside through the smashed front window you can see Bill 'The Butcher Bradshaw standing in the middle of the road as he whacks a passing moped rider right across the face with the chair leg and steals the moped.
Man Two
"Dear god, this could end up worse than Rambo !"
