British Comedy Guide

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A man walks into a minimart whilst whistling quite melodically.

He picks up a copy of the Woman's Own magazine, a Bottle of Gin and a Cadburys Flake.

He then walks up to the counter and gives them to the man behind the counter who scans them in and says:

"Sixteen pound forty nine pence please"

The man who is still whistling gives the exact money to the man behind the counter and then puts the items into his bag and continues to whistle as he leaves the minimart.

A man who had watched the transaction says:
"That was strange"

The shop keeper replies
"He's a regular, that stuff will be for his mother"

Sorry I don't get it, have you missed the end off?

A 70 Litre bottle of gin...no wonder it's called mother's ruin.

Dam I did my best but you're right it should have been a lower case L.
In keeping with my new calmer demeanor I shall make the required change, withou quibbling.

Teddy, this your best sketch by a country mile.

Easily see this on a TV show.

Thanks for that, I personally prefer the man in the Top Hat, but who the hell can moan about such positive feedback, thank you.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 16 2011, 5:36 PM BST

Dam I did my best but you're right it should have been a lower case L.
In keeping with my new calmer demeanor I shall make the required change, withou quibbling.

What measure does a lower case make it? I liked it being 70 litres.

What's a 701 bottle of gin? Is it like Beefeater gin?

I think you want cl.

cL (Centilitres)

Lovely sketch, whatever the size bottle.

I think I've had enough of petty points for today Ben thanks.
The odd one is funny but when you post a lot and snipe without offering an opinion on the content I'm trying to put across it can become very boring.

Don't dilute your standing son, give it a rest, you could perhaps take time out and put something up yourself so I can wonder at your adroitness and that innate skill that gives you Carte blanche to come across like a spoilt brat on a hot day.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 16 2011, 5:58 PM BST

The odd one is funny but when you post a lot and snipe ... it can become very boring.

what does that mean?

It means your schtick is very familiar and very boring, and I'll try to avoid Critique postings from you and your team of characters in the future..

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