British Comedy Guide

Aces High

Smoked filled gambling room set up

A sweating man is looking down at his cards; he has three queens and two aces.
He looks at his large pile of cash and then pushes it all forward into the middle of the table.

The man facing him is not sweating at all, he is wearing a top hat and cloak and has a pencil thin moustache and is wearing immaculately white matinee gloves.

The man in the top hat pushes his pile of cash into the middle and then places his cards on the table for all to see, he has a pair of threes, he then leans over to take the cash.

The sweating man signals the man in the Top Hat to hold his horses, then smiles as he lays his cards on the table.

The man in the Top Hat continues to scoop the money as the sweating man looks down and sees he has got a two, a four, an eight a jack and Mrs Bun.

I liked the Mrs Bun card.

I think Mrs Bun is your Ace - which still wouldn't win the pot, of course.
Nice quickie

Liked it :)

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