Rupert Murdoch has agreed to appear before a group of MP's.
Do you think he's a Wizard or that he's took a transporter machine off some Aliens he's got the goods on?
Rupert Murdoch
Oh come on - that can't be a serious attempt at a joke.
It is awful, and if you tried that in front of real people they would not laugh.
I know. I only show it to false people.
mind you, your competition entry is very funny.