Advertising slogans that sound rude

Ever spat your tea because the adverts sound like they're coming onto you?

Sootyj has.

ITV you are a big dirty slut.

Beat this lot you rebels.

PURINA
"Your pet our passion"

Passion up your own pet you perv!

DETTOL
"Your germy pump"

Get your self down the clap clinic!

That Spanish guy with the kitchen rolls sounds like he is saying

'you only need one shiiiiit'

And he does them all...