Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 14 2011, 3:04 PM BSTHe might know about Onions but he knows jack shit about comedy, the gimps a lemon, have you seen his act?.
If he did cruise liners he be found dead in the dock!
Stand up, he should be told to sit f**king down!You're right about the other stuff though I have written better.
This is all going on my bio!
I'm not surprised, your about as interesting as an emulsifier, I think plagerising is your only hope.
I'm slightly worried that you may now be typing all this whilst erect, Teddy.
Really, if you are hoping for feedback on further posts, throwing a sweary, weird fit is not the best way to conduct yourself.
Anyway, I'll leave you to it.
You need to take your anger out on your keyboard, TP.
I had a Yank on Zoetrope that used pan my stuff mercilessly, he once called me a retard because I couldn't spell 'colour'..!
So the next month I concentrated a bit harder and I got a 1st and 3rd in the short screenplay section and he hasn't been seen since...
Moral of the story; don't get mad, get even..!
Teddy's raging is quite amusing.
Is that deliberate?
No I really am angry!!!
I read the first few pages of this thread and then skipped the rest. It's just too long.
Quote: Badge @ July 13 2011, 11:06 PM BSTIt's too long.
The sketch or the thread?
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 14 2011, 3:04 PM BSTHe might know about Onions but he knows jack shit about comedy, the gimps a lemon, have you seen his act?.
If he did cruise liners he be found dead in the dock!
Stand up, he should be told to sit f**king down!You're right about the other stuff though I have written better.
I saw D.B.'s act and thought it was very good (as did several others). Not that I am stalking you but I notice on Chortle that you only got to 35 posts before swearing and being aggressive to other posters. Is this part of a pattern for you?
It's a matter of opinion, either I'm a disturbed individual, or I speak my mind, it depends how you walk through the world. For my part I walk with my head held high but with my heart on my sleeve, its who I am.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 13 2011, 10:53 PM BSTchisel chested two stone stand up
Now that's funny! 
Moving on, why submit a rough draft to a TV show?
Because I'm an idiot.