Hacking sketch

Kevin Hart - Lawyer for Royal British Legion
Colin Myler - Editor, News Of The World

Kevin Hart
What a day! Not only has my daughter's hamster died, but I've got to tell the News Of The World we're not going to be able to work with them any more.

Secretary
I have the editor on line 1, sir.

Kevin Hart
Thank you... Colin? Kevin Hart, Royal British Legion. Look, this is to officially let you know that we are no longer able to associate ourselves with your paper, due to the whole hacking thing.

Colin Myler
I understand completely, but would state that we totally deny all charges.

Kevin Hart
I know that, but our hands are tied here. I'm sure this will all be cleared up, so goodbye for now.

Colin Myler
Goodbye Kevin, talk to you soon Oh... and give my condolences to your daughter.... Oops.

I thought this was a classy little sketch.

Topically amusing but quite predictable ending...

Didn't need the 'oops'...

Actually not bad at all!

Hold on a minute, I've just cottoned as to who wrote this...

IT'S SHIT..!!

Quote: RedZed333 @ July 7 2011, 11:31 AM BST

Hold on a minute, I've just cottoned as to who wrote this...

IT'S SHIT..!!

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Quote: RedZed333 @ July 7 2011, 11:31 AM BST

Hold on a minute, I've just cottoned as to who wrote this...

IT'S SHIT..!!

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Ha, I didn't realise either, yeah Lady Laughter, about that "oops" bit at the end. Utter utter Balls!! You have no right to life to be honest, how dare you take my cherished love of comedy - headbutt it, strangle it, stamp it to death, cremate it and mix the ashes up in an unfunny ash pie and force it down my throat. I bet your ancestors are vomitting in their graves at the comedic abortion you've tainted the web with.

How dare you post this sketch! Next time your badly damaged brain feels the urge to communicate an idea - resist it! Had your father had a vasectomy back in the day my eyes wouldn't be poisoned with such lowly witless output! To redeem yourself artistically, you need to swallow and overdose and back it up with a plastic bag over the face. I cannot any further away from your work than if I travelled a thousand miles barefoot through sleet, hail, rain, fire, flood, heat, hailstone and thunder.

I may even sue you for the offence caused to delicate sensibilities as a reader. And to quote Aristotle "To percieve, is to suffer"

etc etc...

All I said was "this halibut is good enough for Jehovah!"