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If you had to have cosmetic surgery Page 3

Quote: Leevil @ July 6 2011, 6:39 PM BST

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Embrace, Ellie, embrace them!

Embrace my lady lumps!

Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 6:53 PM BST

Rolling eyes
So helpful.

EXACTLY!

One minute men are all 'oh no we don't like skeletal models, we like curves' next minute, 'ew you don't have a perfectly flat stomach?'

And they say women are the complicated ones. HA!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 6 2011, 6:57 PM BST

Embrace my lady lumps! EXACTLY!

I'm sure the Ellie Belly is fine. You women often see problems when there aren't any.

Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 6:59 PM BST

One minute men are all 'oh no we don't like skeletal models, we like curves' next minute, 'ew you don't have a perfectly flat stomach?'

And they say women are the complicated ones. HA!

And it's not like women ever drool over men with 6 packs etc! Women like a happy medium, same as men. Most women wouldn't want a pro bodybuilder or a sumo wrestler, they'd want something in between.

Quote: Vader @ July 6 2011, 7:36 PM BST

And it's not like women ever drool over men with 6 packs etc! Women like a happy medium, same as men. Most women wouldn't want a pro bodybuilder or a sumo wrestler, they'd want something in between.

Well that's what I always think, but then some bloke will always pop up saying different and ruining it!

If I had cosmetic surgery I would hope that that pesky cosmos is gone for good this time.

Wouldn't that be cosmic surgery?

Damn it, I knew my quest for domination was being hindered by something.

Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 7:38 PM BST

Well that's what I always think, but then some bloke will always pop up saying different and ruining it!

It's like people have different tastes or something. Weird.

Bastards!

Quote: bigfella @ July 6 2011, 6:32 PM BST

Mines got to come off in the next six months. It's starting to hurt and cause problems.

What are we talking here? You just need to lose weight or you need a hernia op or something? Are you thinking of getting surgery to reduce your weight that wouldn't be funded on the NHS?

He's called bigfella for a reason.

Indeed, there's different sorts of big though and different degree's!

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