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I'm just going to get pregnant... then I'll have an excuse for a belly.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 6 2011, 5:49 PM BST

Not joking... I run/cycle/play touch rugby, eat well yet I still have a belly... yuk!

Do you do ny exercises deliberately aimed at belly diminishment? Eh?

Bah, you two are too defeatist! I would tell you what to do, but there's nothing in it for me.

Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2011, 6:16 PM BST

Do you do ny exercises deliberately aimed at belly diminishment? Eh?

No... 'cause that would be boring.

*writes down 'exercises for belly diminishment'*

I hate to say it, but you can't spot reduce fat.

Mines got to come off in the next six months. It's starting to hurt and cause problems.

Owww. Can you get it on the NHS?

Ellie, women really aren't supposed to have dead flat tummies.
And it's not like blokes even care.

No. :(

Bummer. :(

I need some big speaking gigs.

Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 6:00 PM BST

Even when I was mega mega skinny as a teenager, I still had a tiny little sticking out tummy. It'll probably never go away, just learn to love it!

Yes, that little sticking out bit is called your stomach. Those cushions at the top of your legs are called buttocks and those things you put your pants around are called hips.

Embrace, Ellie, embrace them!

:D

Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 6:33 PM BST

Ellie, women really aren't supposed to have dead flat tummies.
And it's not like blokes even care.

No, no, of course we don...what?

:D

Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2011, 6:43 PM BST

No, no, of course we don...what?

Rolling eyes
So helpful.

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