If Tim Walker or someone tied you up and forced you to have cosmetic surgery, what would you have?
If you had to have cosmetic surgery
Chin dick.
Quote: Vader @ July 6 2011, 3:26 PM BSTIf Tim Walker or someone tied you up and forced you to have cosmetic surgery, what would you have?
Double incontinence?
A boob job; a pair of my own and I would never leave the house.
Just feel your bum and pretend.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 6 2011, 3:29 PM BSTChin dick.
I suppose a 2nd dick could be useful, but I'm not sure that'd be the place to have it. Unless you meant having it reattached on your chin?
Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 3:37 PM BSTJust feel your bum and pretend.
I suppose instead of having a boob job I could just have nipples attached to my arse-cheeks.
Hand-vagina.
Not a vagina that can clasp stuff, although that would be interesting. But a vagina grafted onto my hand.
Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 3:37 PM BSTJust feel your bum and pretend.
There'd be no nipples though. You'd have to pretend it was one of Alex Reid's pecs after he had his nipple punched off.
Come on guys, this thread was supposed to be serious! 
Quote: Leevil @ July 6 2011, 3:42 PM BSTHand-vagina.
Not a vagina that can clasp stuff, although that would be interesting. But a vagina grafted onto my hand.
What would you have on your other hand?
I would have my belly chopped off.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 6 2011, 3:57 PM BSTI would have my belly chopped off.
I'm looking at getting mine chopped off!
Quote: Vader @ July 6 2011, 3:49 PM BSTWhat would you have on your other hand?
Well... 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 6 2011, 3:57 PM BSTI would have my belly chopped off.
Hmmm, I have no idea if you're joking or not!
Not joking... I run/cycle/play touch rugby, eat well yet I still have a belly... yuk!
Even when I was mega mega skinny as a teenager, I still had a tiny little sticking out tummy. It'll probably never go away, just learn to love it!