INT TABLOID OFFICE.
EDITOR:
The latest hacking story could have massive impact on our sales.
ASSISTANT:
Yeah... so we're putting the Soham girls on the front again boss?
EDITOR:
That's the idea - should be good for 20% on the print run!
Hacking Quickie
But it's a scoop sir
I've told you we can't take any more stories like this, it's too risky.
But I only followed them on my horse sir?
It's still hacking!
Jones:
I've just got a scoop on the latest Cheryl and Ashley Cole saga.
Jones places his phone on the desk and presses play.
Ashley:
Cough, cough...
Cheryl:
Cough, cough...
Ashley:
Cough, cough...
Cheryl:
Cough, cough...
Editor:
You're new to this hacking lark, aren't you, Jones..?
INT TABLOID OFFICE.
WE SEE A MAN WITH A LARGE KNIFE HACKING AT A LIFELESS BODY.
EDITOR:
Sorry, do excuse me! I'm not even sure why I'm doing this.