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How would you alter your body? Page 3

Quote: catskillz @ July 8 2011, 3:07 AM BST

Speaking of which: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmIWhzTzLn0&feature=related

Horseshit.

I concur.

Falklands Islands invasion was faked and actually carried out on the Outer Hebrides. Using Spanish actors, stock footage and trustd journalists/members of her armed forces. Gualteri went along with it in exchange for a massive bribe and freedom from prosecution.

This massive lie was perpetrated to keep Thatcher in power. As Labour were going to kick out US bases and dump all nuclear weapons. Thus fatally wounding NATO before the Warsaw Pact.

Now how easy was that?

nb grainy old footage can look like lots of stuff

nnb I suppose some studio footage could have been recorded if the cameras on the moon failed.

Actually the whole of reality we experience is fake. It's all a conspiracy by giant Koalas, they project images onto our eyeballs to make us think it's all real, whilst milking us dry. Oh yeah, didn't I mention that we all have udders? It turns out our self-image is fake, too, we're actually cows who are convinced we are humans. But it doesn't stop there; we're not even really cows, that's all another layer of fakery beneath the fake layer. We don't even have eyeballs to project images onto, the Koalas hypnotise us into thinking we have. We're just some, like, giant computer.

That's just what the international cabal of Zionist transexuals and the intergallactic space Gerbils want you to believe.

Not for the squeamish...

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Man-Carries-The-Amputated-Arm-of-his-Twin-Transplanted-on-His-Chest-62115.shtml

Karl was telling the truth!!

Quote: Leevil @ July 8 2011, 11:22 AM BST

Karl was telling the truth!!

Laughing out loud

He is ALWAYS right.

*awaits news of a banana dispenser*

:O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLbCBtqTpKo

Heee.

Here's another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1tqZyZVoDM&feature=related

Remember, I'm just watching this stuff, not making it and uploading it.

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/multimedia/lroimages/apollosites.html

I would maybe consider making myself into someone's unrelated, identical twin.

Skip to 8:00 on this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGdqzyBtxo&feature=related

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