EXT. PUB CAR PARK - DAY
THE CAR PARK IS FULL. SOME CARS ARE DOUBLED PARKED.
AT THE END OF A LINE OF CARS, A BLACK SUBARU IS PARKED BETWEEN THE WHITE LINES. ON THE END, NEXT TO THE SUBARU, A MINI COOPER HAS BEEN PARKED HORIZONTALLY ACROSS THREE PARKING SPACES.
MINI COOPER
(sadly)
I`m so ashamed!
THE SUBARU SNIGGERS.
MINI COOPER
I wish she wouldn`t do this!
SUBARU
She`s supposed to park you between the lines, not across them!
MINI COOPER
She gets confused and it`s a full moon.
SUBARU
If I were you, I`d drive away.
MINI COOPER
She looks after me though. I can see you`ve been parked...
SUBARU
(slowly)
...Between the lines!
MINI COOPER
(sighs)
Yeah.
THE SUBARU SMUGLY WIGGLES ITS BACK END.
SUBARU
My owner`s an excellent driver! Anyway heads down, here they come.
AS A YOUNG WOMAN AND YOUNG MAN WALK UP TO THE CARS, THE MINI COOPER AND SUBARU FREEZE.
THE YOUNG MAN LAUGHS. THE YOUNG WOMAN LOOKS PROUD OF HERSELF.
YOUNG MAN
I suppose you call that parking?
YOUNG WOMAN
(dismissive)
Oh that! I call it intentional!
YOUNG MAN
You need help! A lot of it!
AS THE YOUNG MAN GETS INTO THE SUBARU, HE TURNS TO THE YOUNG WOMAN.
YOUNG MAN
Watch and learn babes!
THE YOUNG WOMAN FOLDS HER ARMS AND LEANS AGAINST THE MINI COOPER.
THE YOUNG MAN REVS UP, REVERSES TOO FAST AND FINDS HIMSELF STUCK.
THE YOUNG MAN ATTEMPTS TO FREE HIMSELF, BUT EVENTUALLY GIVES UP, THUMPS THE STEERING WHEEL AND GETS OUT.
THE YOUNG WOMAN SMILES, GETS INTO THE MINI COOPER AND EFFORTLESSLY PULLS AWAY, RAISING THE MIDDLE FINGER OF HER LEFT HAND AS SHE DOES SO.
