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BCG Cocktail Party - Let me introduce you to...

Danny Baker does this thing on his Radio 5 Live show where he has a fantasy cocktail party and introduces famous people with similar names. It has a sort of poetry to it. I thought we could do something similar with BCG members but do it on a theme like we do in the Larks thread.

Here are a few random examples...

Mikey J.
Mikey J let me introduce you to Reggie Kray
Reggie Kray, Mikey J, Mikey J, Reggie Kray

Frankie Rage.
Frankie Rage let me introduce you to Jimmy Page
Jimmy Page, Frankie Rage, Frankie Rage, Jimmy Page

David Bussell.
David Bussell let me introduce you to Betrand Russell
Bertrand Russell, David Bussell, David Bussell, Bertrand Russell

KLRiley.
KLRiley let me introduce you to Miss Minogue, Kylie
Minogue Kylie, KLRiley, KLRiley, Minogue Kylie

For the first cocktail party can you introduce your fellow BCGers to Hollywood Actors.

Marc P
May I introduce you to Jet Li
Jet Li Marc P Marc P Jet Li

Daniel Radcliffe may I introduce you to James Cotter.
James Cotter Harry Potter, Harry Potter James Cotter

TopBanana have you met James Garner?
Top Banana James Garner James Garner Top Banana

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 1 2011, 6:03 PM BST

Marc P
May I introduce you to Jet Li
Jet Li Marc P Marc P Jet Li

Daniel Radcliffe may I introduce you to James Cotter.
James Cotter Harry Potter, Harry Potter James Cotter

That's it - I shall edit my intro post accordingly...

Ha! I nearly made this thread the other day

forgot

Zooo let me introduce you to Lulu.
Lulu Zooo, Zooo Lulu

Leevil? May I introduce you to Evel Knievel? Leevil? Evel.. Evel? Leevil..

Whoops! I just read it's supposed to be actors.. Rolling eyes

It's okay, I've always wanted to meet him.

Quote: Leevil @ July 4 2011, 4:14 PM BST

It's okay, I've always wanted to meet him.

You could always try an Ouija Board..

Badge? May I introduce you to Madonna? Madge? Badge.. Badge? Madge..

Quote: lofthouse @ July 1 2011, 6:33 PM BST

Ha! I nearly made this thread the other day

forgot

Lofthouse, let me introduce you to Minnie Mouse
Lofthouse Minnie mouse, mMinnie Mouse Lofthouse

No hanky panky.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ July 4 2011, 4:24 PM BST

You could always try an Ouija Board..

Badge? May I introduce you to Madonna? Madge? Badge.. Badge? Madge..

Let me intrduce you to Chandler Bing.

Stylee Ting Chandler Bing. Chandler Bing Stylee Ting.

No hanky panky.

:D These are all strangely funny.

Ms TingTing? May I introduce you to Ms Cyrus? Miley? Stylee.. Stylee? Miley..

And Mr Diamond-Phillips? May I introduce you to zooo? Zooo? Lou.. Lou? Zooo...

..and may I introduce you both to Boo-Boo? Boo? Lou.. zooo.. Lou? Zooo? Boo..

Oh! And look.. there's sootyj.. soo? Lou, zooo and boo.. lou, zooo, boo? Soo..

Ha! Looks like this thread is beginning to take off. To hell with the BCG tie-in. Let's have a party and invite EVERYBODY! :D

Popular singer Ms Armstrong, let me introduce you to the Two Ronnies. Dido, Ron, Ron, Dido Ron Ron.

Lofthouse may I introduce you to Brad Pitt

Lofthouse, Lara Croft's spouse, Lara Croft's spouse, Lofthouse.

Hello Rufus Come & Meet 404.
404notfound, Rufus Hound, Rufus Hound, 404notfound

Afinkawan have you met Jacky Chan?
Jacky Chan,Afinkawan, Afinkawan, Jacky Chan

Ah Dan have you met 80's british Rapper Derek B?
Derek B, Sweryt D, Sweryt D, Derek B

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Active Threads, Forum Latest instead, Forum Latest instead, Active Threads.

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