Wife coddles a baby whilst her husband watches TV with his feet up.
Wife
What's more beautiful then a baby?
Husband starts to Speak but is cut off.
Wife
Female body parts don't count
Husband starts to Speak but is cut off.
Wife
Or your own.
Baby
Not a bad idea, but the second retort from the wife needs to be more out there. I don't think any man would say his body parts were beautiful, except maybe a couple of people on here. 
Quote: Gavin @ June 28 2011, 6:26 PM BSTWife coddles a baby whilst her husband watches TV with his feet up.
Wife
What's more beautiful then a baby?Husband starts to Speak but is cut off.
Wife
Female body parts don't countHusband snorts and holds up a lads magazine, pages flop out to reveal a gatefold picture to the wife.
Wife
Or man-made ones.
? Or something funny even. 
Mine are a work of art! A genuine Jackson Polluck I can tell you.
Bearing in mind I don't know shit about writing sketches I'd say this would be even funnier than it is if it was completely wrung dry and the unintrested husband went on to list about ten more things, each time being cut off and countered by the wife and eventually resorting to/and justifying why, random objects in life/the room held greater beauty than a baby.
Quote: Jack Daniels @ June 28 2011, 8:50 PM BSTBearing in mind I don't know shit about writing sketches I'd say this would be even funnier than it is if it was completely wrung dry and the unintrested husband went on to list about ten more things, each time being cut off and countered by the wife and eventually resorting to/and justifying why, random objects in life/the room held greater beauty than a baby.
!! I like that!
That plant I hate and secretly pee in when your not looking, is more beautiful then a baby.
Jack got there first but give the guy some rope with which to hang himself.
First reponse could be Jessica Alba.
second could be Aston Martin 177
but I think you've got the idea.