Father sits on the couch watching Tv, drinking a beer.
His son leaps form behind the couch. So covers his fathers eyes with his hands.
Son
Guess who!?
Father
Jessica Alba, come to take me for a night of passion on the back of a fire breathing Dragon?
Son takes his hands way confused.
Father
Oh- what a surprise.
The "guess who?" thing has been done many times. But if it were intended for Mike and Lance, I could totally imagine it! 
Quote: Leevil @ June 28 2011, 3:27 PM BSTThe "guess who?" thing has been done many times. But if it were intended for Mike and Lance, I could totally imagine it!
It was 
Just bashing out some ideas. Not all will stick but just seeing how they go down.
I thought it was gonna be a sketch about the old board game. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 28 2011, 4:33 PM BSTI thought it was gonna be a sketch about the old board game.
I can write one about the board game just for you Mr Putters
Good but maybe better with one more beat...
Say the son responds with something? A touche moment?
"Mum? Dad says you're a dragon who takes away his passion"
Funny as it is imo, just maybe feels more like an exchange in a bigger scene to set up a pissed-off dad character whose sarcasm backfires.