You all smell of penis. 
With the exception of Aaron who smells like secret and shamefull French penis. 
Thank you all for the nice messages regarding my Mum recently. That's all. <3
A quick one to say.....
Hi RubyMae
Welcome to the BCG
Wow! Not only did Ruby post this message, she also sent me some rather saucy PMs! I think I may have to lie down and have some soup!
Rubyyyy!
Roo-doob-a-doobie!
Rooo! You should come back. We've lost Griff and Tim Walker and need more big guns, especially as Nat Wicks really isn't panning out.
I think Roo is tempted to come back. There's little that can cure a BCG addiction. Not even The Priory.
I smell more like scrotum to be honest.
Quote: lofthouse @ June 26 2011, 1:00 PM BSTI smell more like scrotum to be honest.
Whose?
Hi, Ruby!! 
Ben - Please stop getting me and Matthew Stott mixed up.
Chip - When you say big guns, do you mean sweater bunnies? I have met the lovely Nat through facebook. Her sweater bunnies are very nice.
Nice to see you all. I may look in from time to time when I am not trying to finish my novel or trying to sort out 4laughs meets (See you in two weeks those who are coming).
Hello Roo nice to see you again
Soon my dominance of BCG will be complete!
Yes Sooty. I do believe it's been a full two minutes since we last communicated.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ June 26 2011, 3:14 PM BST
Nice to see you all. I may look in from time to time when I am not trying to finish my novel.
Don't try to do it Ruby. Just do it! Simply have a big explosion seems to be the best advice. 
Quote: Marc P @ June 26 2011, 3:23 PM BSTDon't try to do it Ruby. Just do it! Simply have a big explosion seems to be the best advice.
How does having a massive fart help?