British Comedy Guide

Quick sketch

EXT. OUTSIDE O'LREAL COSMETICS FACTORY.

A group of protesters are angrily protesting waving various placards complaining about animal testing. They are chanting slogans about animal cruelty.

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INT. O'LREAL COSMETICS FACTORY.

A sign says Animal testing department, camera pans to a woman in a white lab coat with a happy dog on a lead wagging its tail in front of 5 women who are standing in a line. Each woman is wearing a slightly different coloured lipstick. A man in a white lab coat is standing behind with a clipboard.

The dog approaches woman number 1, looks up at her, looks down again and moves on to the next woman in the line up. The man writes something on the clipboard

The dog approaches woman number 2, looks up at her, looks down again and moves on to the next woman in the line up. The man writes something on the clipboard

The dog appraches woman number 3, looks up at her, and starts furiously humping her leg.

MAN WITH CLIPBOARD:
Number 3 it is!

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Not bad at all.

Hi there,

Really good sketch, altho I saw the punchline coming. It still made me smile, tho

genius silent sketch

top bollox!

Love it. Very funny.

This is brilliant.

You should write other sketches in a similiar vein within the same lab.

Good.

Funny :D

That is positively disgusting, in a positive way. Not bad, made me smile just a little bit then grimace at the prospect that if that was mass-produced then many people would have a dog attached to their leg until they wash their face. Still a good product for that washing machine place in eastenders.

Liked this one :)

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