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Mundane Items You've Never Owned Page 5

Hmm

ok

Wii
Record player
Ticket to ballet or opera
Fishing rod
Microwave

NO MICROWAVE???

Well I never owned one.

Do you have a 'borrowed' one?

No I just always seemed to live some where there's a communal one.

A communal microwave? Beats Waco.

Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2011, 11:27 AM BST

I just always seemed to live some where there's a communal one.

Would that have been at Her Majesty's pleasure?

Are you calling me a high class male prostitute?

Only if you want me to..

they're the most consensual

A butler.

A bottle of Jack Daniels

An iPod

An iPad

Mmmm Jack Daniels.

back scratcher

Reading this thread I realise that I have lived long enough to have at some point owned every piece of mundane shit ever invented. Except a coffin.

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