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yes

Uh oh.

whats your name?!?!!!

its ok, I don't want to freak you out

is the person you know called Michael?

Heh, no, Calvin.

Crisis averted!

OMG! that Michael stuff was just a bluff!!

its ME

CALVIN!!

small world??

not really.

i wish I was called Calvin -that's a cool name

hi, my names Caaalvin

Lols.
Isn't there a cartoon cat called Calvin...?

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2011, 9:54 PM BST

couldnt they find an alternative?

Chas and Dave maybe?

Smells like white spirit?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 25 2011, 6:19 PM BST

An electric blanket.

Until last year, I was the same. I have been converted though.

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2011, 10:15 PM BST

Lols.
Isn't there a cartoon cat called Calvin...?

If you're thinking of Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin was the boy and Hobbes the tiger. <3 Calvin and Hobbes.

Ahhh, thassit.

A comb. I've only ever used brushes.

Have you got long hair, chip?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 26 2011, 11:50 PM BST

Have you got long hair, chip?

It's about 4 inches long.

What phrase would you least like Sootyj to use in a quote?

Quote: chipolata @ June 27 2011, 12:19 AM BST

It's about 4 inches long.

Tea bag strainer or holder.

Eye make-up pads.

Salad shaker.

Soap dish.

Wheelie bin decorations.

A tree smelly thing for car.

Shoe cleaner.

Tampax case.

Case of what?

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