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yes wanker is the verb or noun of the adjective wanker

A Nintendo Wii

A porn DVD/VHS/magazine

Surely wanker is always an improper noun? Wank could be a verb or even abjective.

there's nothing improper about wanking

LOL.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 26 2011, 5:29 PM BST

Surely wanker is always an improper noun?

Heh..very good..

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 26 2011, 5:29 PM BST

Wank could be a verb or even abjective.

Two gold stars Ms Wicks!
:D

Woop woop!

Does anyone ever "own" a cinema ticket?

We own nothing truly in the end all you own will be taken away

Quote: Badge @ June 26 2011, 9:13 PM BST

Does anyone ever "own" a cinema ticket?

If you keep them! I found a bunch of mine from the '90s. Was most intriguing.

i kept all my old concert tickets

i still have one for a Nirvana concert that I never got to use - cos Kurt shot himself about 2 weeks before the gig

selfish

very selfish

Ooh, I knew someone who had a ticket for that concert. He was most annoyed.

maybe its me?

do I know you?

i was annoyed

Quote: lofthouse @ June 26 2011, 9:49 PM BST

i kept all my old concert tickets

i still have one for a Nirvana concert that I never got to use - cos Kurt shot himself about 2 weeks before the gig

selfish

very selfish

couldnt they find an alternative?

Chas and Dave maybe?

Quote: lofthouse @ June 26 2011, 9:54 PM BST

maybe its me?

do I know you?

i was annoyed

Ha. Do you have ginger hair?

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