British Comedy Guide

Mundane Items You've Never Owned

A trouser press
The Koran
Curry powder
A cinema ticket
Adult-sized shorts
A ticket for Glastonbury
A pink t-shirt
A sovereign ring
A necklace
A cigarette

Quote: TopBanana @ June 25 2011, 2:05 PM BST

A cinema ticket

Huh?

I've never been to the cinema, zooo.

I am a freak, yep.

A copy of the Radio Times.

Wow. Well it's brave of you to come out of the no cinema closet.

They can be bloody annoying places, but they can be quite awesomely fantastic too. Have you avoided them on purpose?

A dog
A car
A cigarette
Um...

This is harder than it looks.

Yep- it is my own choice.

I've just never been interested in going and I suppose I've just become used to it. I'm sure I will do one day, but......I won't be upset if I don't.

An apple corer.
A gas lamp.
A spirit level.

A man bag.

Lipstick. (It makes my lips feel funny.)

A thong

Quote: Ben @ June 25 2011, 2:31 PM BST

A man bag.

If a man bag is a bag owned by a man, I guess that makes you a comedienne.

A jar of lemon curd.

A swimming pool.

A pipe

Slippers

Rocking chair

Quote: sootyj @ June 25 2011, 2:42 PM BST

If a man bag is a bag owned by a man, I guess that makes you a comedienne.

Some classic SootyJ there. Absolute nonsense.

Shoehorn.

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