Gags & Ideas for Cartoons

Hi every one.... This is my first entry .. So I don't know how this request will be received......... I love to draw cartoons.. and the problem is everyone knows it .. and I am for ever being asked to produce a funny cartoon. for a person going away .. or some one in hospital, for the company magazine.. and so on... Trouble is.. yeah you guess right I'm rubbish at the gag... The cartoon no problem.. give me a gag and I'll draw the cartoon...At the moment I need a clean... yes clean gag.. for a company mag..(any sort of topic) any help would be truly thankful.... amen.
PS I don't draw for profit.. just for the fun... Dony

My dog has no nose...

Ah well, I can't draw but I can write cartoon gags (although most would say I can't do that by the example beneath) (or spell having a second look)

But I have a book full of cartoon jokes very poorly drawn that I always had the intention of submitting to a card company or somewhere - but never did.

why not Steve nothing ventured and all that

I meant to say Dony, if you can improve the cartoon above - you can have it.
It might fit well on a company mag - about being decisive and all

Dony, post a sample of your work.

Sorry I didn't reply before now.. Thanks Steve .. Nice one.. I will keep that for next time.. and OK Leevil.. I'll scan in a cartoon at the weekend.. Thanks again..... Dony