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I find science too sexy to believe any of this stuff. That's not to say it isn't entertaining or even interesting.

By the way, going back to H.A.A.R.P., some are claiming the people behind the Japan earthquake it were punishing Japan, for revealing their new water-powered car, that was recently featured on Top Gear.

Science doesn't have all the answers, & does have to make up quite a few.
Which is one of the things that makes it sexy.

I haven't actually checked the links so I'm just guessing what I probably don't believe anyway.

What I'm saying is I'm not mad & neither is catskillz. please don't set Steven Hawking on us.

Richard Hammond crashed his car for thie very same reason.

Science isn't about answers, it's about questions.

The answers have often helped though

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 23 2011, 12:26 AM BST

Science doesn't have all the answers, & does have to make up quite a few.
Which is one of the things that makes it sexy.

It doesn't make them up on the spot. It narrows down the most likely solution until it finds the truth. But I agree, catz ain't mad, he's just got mad skillz.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 23 2011, 12:29 AM BST

The answers have often helped though

But then 100 years later, someone proves it's all wrong. And asks a different question. :)

*has been listening to The Infinite Monkey Cage too much*

Hey, do you want to hear a really wild conspiracy theory? Remember Hunter S.Thompson blasting himself in the face with a shotgun? Some are saying he did it because he feared his secret passtime of filming snuff movies, featuring kidnapped children, was about to be revealed. I kid you not. Go and Google it if you don't believe me.

I like the one about Paul MaCartney being dead.

Hee, I love that one too.

Back to Hunter, if you read this: http://falseflags.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/hunter-s-thompson/

..then forward this clip to 1:08: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfoLKB0VZqg

..you do start to wonder.

As for McCartney, I only looked into that one the other day. It's obviously ridiculous, but really intruiging, nonetheless. For those that don't know, the story goes that he went for a drive into the countryside, one evening, after having an argument with John Lennon. As it was raining, he supposedly offered to give a young, female traffic warden a lift. She got in, and when she realised who he was, she went mad, trying to hug and kiss him. He's then meant to have driven the car off the road and crashed. This was in '66, when they really were bigger than Jesus, and McCartney was the biggest pin-up in the world. When the powers that be heard about it, they were apparently worried that they were going to have a spate of teenage suicides on their hands, so they set about finding a replacement, and held a McCartney look-a-like competition. When they got a suitable replacement, they announced that the competition had been called off, and gave the look-a-like a bit of plastic surgery, to make him even more like the real thing. The most suspicious part of the whole thing, though, is the fact that the group stopped performing live after this was meant to have happened. Then there's all the weird clues on album covers and in songs.

Oh, I almost forgot, the traffic warden, or meter maid, is said to be the girl they sang about,in the song 'Lovely Rita, Meter Maid'.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 23 2011, 12:31 AM BST

But then 100 years later, someone proves it's all wrong. And asks a different question. :)

This

I like doing that "This" thing

Quote: catskillz @ June 22 2011, 11:57 PM BST

Now this is interesting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFXQKZJB8YY

Now you're just being silly -- which is welcomed.

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