A bit of creative writing pre-footy season fun..

Word has it that football sponsorship will go mad next season, with players plastered with stickers like a Formula 1 driver, or a Swiss League player (yes, really)..

They may even have their names sponsored!

So.. following on from this, here's a few suggestions for current players and their sponsors:

Nike Krancjar
RyanAir Giggs
BetFreddie Sears and Roebuck
Ben and Jerry's Watson
RCA Victor Moses
Ashley Colgate
Roger Johnson's Baby Oil
Andrex Arshavin
Ben Fosters
James Balfour Beattie
Brett Dynorod
Fabreze Muamba

Anyone think of any others?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 20 2011, 6:10 PM BST

Word has it that football sponsorship will go mad next season, with players plastered with stickers like a Formula 1 driver, or a Swiss League player (yes, really)..

They may even have their names sponsored!

So.. following on from this, here's a few suggestions for current players and their sponsors:

Nike Krancjar
RyanAir Giggs
BetFreddie Sears and Roebuck
Ben and Jerry's Watson
RCA Victor Moses
Ashley Colgate
Roger Johnson's Baby Oil
Andrex Arshavin
Ben Fosters
James Balfour Beattie
Brett Dynorod
Fabreze Muamba

Anyone think of any others?

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I think you'll get in trouble for this.

Quote: Chappers @ June 21 2011, 4:29 PM BST

I think you'll get in trouble for this.

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How so, pray tell?

... and while we're at it, why stop at footballers? How's about sponsorship for our "comedians"?

Aldi Osho
Audi Parsons
Jack Daniel's Whitehall
Bill Baileys
Lidl and Large
Jimmy Starbucks
Stewart Air Francis
St.Michael MacIntyre
Harrods Enfield
Stephen Fry's Chocolate Cream
Matalan Lucas
Vicks Reeves
Al Murraymints

???