British Comedy Guide

Country Fair

EXT. FIELD.

A CROWD OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING A SHEEPDOG DISPLAY IN AN AREA OF A FIELD. THE CAMERA PANS TO SHOW OTHER COUNTRY ACTIVITIES INCLUDING FALCONRY, SHEEP-SHEARING AND ARCHERY.

TANNOY VOICE:
The next competitor for the sheepdog trial is Welshman Dai Evans and his dog Aubergine. Aubergine will attempt to herd the sheep into the enclosure.

SUDDENLY A FRESHLY SHEARED SHEEP RUNS INTO THE SHEEPDOG TRIAL AREA. IT IS BEING PURSUED BY A MAN HOLDING SHEEP SHEARS/CLIPPERS.

TANNOY VOICE:
Oh dear, that's unfortunate. We've got a streaker.

Made me smile, good one.

Yes :)

I thought the sheep dog trial was going to end in something rather unsavoury.

I love this!

Very good :D

Hahahaha! :D First post I read this morning and it cracks me up! Good job

funny

Cheers folks.

That's a good 'un.

Bo.

Very good

:D

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