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I've just beaten a woman...

... at a game of internet Scrabble.

Does anyone else have a penchant for playing Scrabble online?

Disclaimer: Violence against women is very wrong. Please take your aggression out on children instead.

Oh, and by the way - I was being serious about online Scrabble! This is the link: http://www.isc.ro/

I once twatted my sister over the head with the scrabble board after she beat me on Christmas day

Violence is fine if the woman in question has been cheating surely?

I like Scrabble, but I'm not one of these people who will suddenly produce a word like 'iokel'.

I have never played Scrabble, but I'm one of those people who would produce my driver's licence claiming it is a big, slightly elongated Scrabble square and demand lots of points as there are lots of words on it. One time someone actually obliged and I got 2000 points, strictly speaking I'm never allowed to drive again and I'm in debt to the government.

Good God that is some diarrhoea I just typed.

If you prefer some extreme scrabble, try http://wordsquared.com/
It's multiplayer scrabble with an infinitely large scrabble board.

I remember playing Scrabble at friend's house while at school. It took about three words for us to start getting silly with outrageous cheating and a number of impressive swear words played.

One word got extended off the board before disappearing under the bed. It began as TIZLINIOPERENJ but I can't remember the rest. :)

Quote: Bill Jaguar @ June 13 2011, 7:03 PM BST

I have never played Scrabble, but I'm one of those people who would produce my driver's licence claiming it is a big, slightly elongated Scrabble square and demand lots of points as there are lots of words on it. One time someone actually obliged and I got 2000 points, strictly speaking I'm never allowed to drive again and I'm in debt to the government.

Good God that is some diarrhoea I just typed.

Delete it then.

We don't want to read it !

Angry

Since I started playing Scrabble online, I've put down the word "c**t" on two occasions and the word "poo" once.

I now aspire to play the words "f**k", "shit" and "piss" at some point in the future.

On a more sour note, two of my recent opponents have each put down a certain racial pejorative. It is however, a conceivable possibility that they were both black and attempting to "reclaim" the word (or perhaps just willing to put points before principles).

Cupboardy.

Quote: lofthouse @ June 13 2011, 11:28 PM BST

Cupboardy.

Laughing out loud

I had seven games on the go until fairly recently - but that really WAS a waste of time!

I'm playing Facebook Scrabble at the moment.
The Letters on my Rack are:
S U N S H I N

Please leave me an E somewhere

and a moustache.

Laughing out loud

I've just checked & SUNSHINY is a word

If it doesn't get blocked then that shall be my next turn.

The last time I played Scrabble I absolutely destroyed one of the most intelligent guys I've met. Come to think of it, maybe he isn't that intelligent after all, his mental arithmetic and Scrabble skills left much to be desired.

How come Gokkun got banned? I get the impression he's had a few persona's on here...

Gokkun gave quite the impression that he was a total spazmo.

Surely reason enough for complete bannerisation?

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